Dr. Donut & The Dingus

{38} Ryan Adams has broken Emily's Heart & Connie is here to tell us why

Dr. Donut & The Dingus Season 1 Episode 38

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This time around, in PART 2 of the RYAN ADAMS saga,  CONNIE & THE DINGUS discuss the allegations surrounding his alleged love affairs/affinity for young, skinny women.  Emily is NOT OK with this & CONNIE is down right pissed off about it.  You're Welcome.

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SPEAKER_06

There she is. Yes, we wasn't fully expecting Connie today, but I'm glad you're here.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you. I'm glad to be here.

SPEAKER_06

Why are you here?

SPEAKER_01

Well, today we're gonna discuss the allegations against uh Ryan Adams. And Emily wants to do a three-part series first on a hero's journey. First one we did was we discovered we just were adoring Ryan Adams. Second one, this is it. This is it, people. The judge is in court. Court is in session. Oh fuck. I'm a real life clown. I'm a real ass clown.

SPEAKER_06

Just like all judges. I hope that man.

SPEAKER_01

I've been in front of a judge before.

SPEAKER_06

And that's happened. Because that would be the fucking best if that happened when they were trying to be assertive and definitive, and you know, give that criminal a lesson, and then they're gavel fucking.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna teach you a lesson, baby. Okay, so we're talking about Ryan Adams and all the bad things he's done. And Emily is in her room crying. Okay, she's crying.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, tell Emily that we all love her, we're pulling for her.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Um, and if she would have found out about these allegations years ago when they happened, she'd be over it by now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, probably. She was watching some old videos. I'm just trying to turn up this microphone. I can't hear you so good, damn.

SPEAKER_06

So um uh for the listeners and for me, can you refresh my memory on where we left off on the first part of Ryan Adams? What were we talking about? I think we were just like reviewing his uh um you mean we, or me and Emily were right.

SPEAKER_01

Sometimes it gets mixed up because see Connie comes in, Connie is Emily's dissociative identity disordered savior. Savior Connie says and does whatever she wants and tells the truth, and this is why I'm here for the allegations, okay? Okay, you all might remember Mr. Ryan Adams had a New York time spread.

SPEAKER_06

That's right, that's right.

SPEAKER_01

2019 a gaggle of women's uh were were pissed off at him because um he wasn't acting right, he wasn't being very nice, and then um one of Emily's heroes, Jenny Lewis.

SPEAKER_06

I love Jenny Lewis. Who doesn't love if you don't love Jenny Lewis? You is what I always say. I've been saying it my whole life since she was a child actress.

SPEAKER_01

If you don't like Jenny Lewis, fuck you, off right off because what was that movie? I love that movie.

SPEAKER_06

I'm a the the wizard, right? Or is it the the wizard or the whiz?

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm talking about the motherfucking uh girl scout troop thing, Troop Beverly Hills.

SPEAKER_06

Oh shit, see that's where my girl really shined.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so it hurts. They used to play together, Ryan and Ginny, and Ginny is friends with my sort of friends, um, the Watson twins, love it, and so you know, and they're great, yeah. And so it's broke broke Emily's heart to read those. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_06

Well, you're gonna have to enlighten me because I don't know shit about any alley.

SPEAKER_01

You don't know shit about dick, do you?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know shit about dick.

SPEAKER_01

You don't know shit about dick, do you? All right, well, I'll tell you what it is. I just remember that. I used to say that a lot in high school for some reason. Hey, you don't know shit about dick.

SPEAKER_06

Well, that's what you tell a virgin.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all virgins, you dummies.

SPEAKER_06

You don't know shit about dick, you fucking virgins.

SPEAKER_01

Dick ding dongs.

SPEAKER_06

We know all about dick over here.

SPEAKER_01

I know all about dick because it's about right now being a dick, having a dick, using his dick, and rubbing his dick. Okay, okay, things get bad, real bad. So forget the fucking New York Times spread. There was an FBI investigation. Can you imagine being like the focus of an FBI investigation?

SPEAKER_06

Man, I'd be I would be honored, but no, which yeah, that's kind of cool. I mean, to be on such a short list, come on.

SPEAKER_01

You're a special person, they care about you, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, and you're famous, you're famous. That's the most important thing.

SPEAKER_01

Famous as fuck, you're finally famous, and that's the other thing. The the kid, he he's a kid, man. He's a he's a fucking little kid, he's a little skater punk kid. That's that's his identity, I believe. Right, and so he was doing juvenile things, okay. And one of the juvenile things he did was real bad, and I'm gonna tell you what it is, okay? Okay, I'm gonna let it lay it on you easy.

SPEAKER_06

Do we need a a trigger warning or a uh uh what do you call it, a disclaimer for this the lit the listeners that might be triggered?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, so if you are triggered by anything talking about younger girls, not quite women, um engaging in what was a consensual, however manipulated situation.

SPEAKER_06

If they're underage, I don't think it's considered consensual.

SPEAKER_01

I agree. It's like rape. It's like I'm the adult, I know better, right? Right. So I think sometimes people they get so into their fantasies, so into their kinks, you know. Maybe he's he like I said, I I feel like he's juvenile and uh he likes the young girls, the young, skinny girls, and uh that made Emily cry.

SPEAKER_06

That made Emily cry because the skinny part or the young part or the combination of the two, the combo and the power differential. Yeah, yeah, gotcha.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, not cool, not cool, and um, I hope he's learned his lesson. Now, we had seen a lot of videos of him post uh cancellation, probably around 2021-ish. He's sober, he's going for a run, he's doing so good, he's apologetic, he's in therapy, he's doing all these IG live concerts, and they're real cute. I mean, they're beautiful. I'll put them on at night. It's like my lullaby for Emily. Emily puts it on at night.

SPEAKER_06

What does Connie put on?

SPEAKER_01

Just Connie was doing the Tootsie roll. Oh my god, the fucking Tootsie Roll came on to the left, to the left, to the right, to the right, to the front, to the front, to the back. That's uh dip, baby dip. That's very conny, baby dip, dip, baby dip, dip, baby dip. So Brian Adams, he really should want to uh bone down with a real woman, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, grabs her own crotch.

SPEAKER_01

You see what I'm saying, bitch?

SPEAKER_06

There it is.

SPEAKER_01

He carried two children's, and why is it doing this? Well, because I'm a fucking queen, badge of honor. There you go, right, and I don't have money to get it all cut up and called off, right? So I got a big ass belly, just like Buddha, just like me, just like a lot of us.

SPEAKER_06

Yep. So anyway, ain't nothing wrong with that. Well, it's called Ryan Adams.

SPEAKER_01

He looks like a goblin to me. Looks like a fucking goblin to me.

SPEAKER_06

It's all the love has turned to hate.

SPEAKER_01

Well, Connie's here for it. Okay, so am I so Emily can't handle it. She's hurt real bad. She loved Ryan Adams, she really believed that she could maybe get an interview with him. She found the manager's name, Richard. I'm calling you out, Richard. Why aren't you answering the emails? Just respond. What a dick. I don't like being ignored. I will not be ignored. So anywho. I'm gonna Emily was gonna drop off. She made the fucking cologne for him. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Oh no. Oh the puppy.

SPEAKER_06

Who's a puppy?

SPEAKER_01

My baby boy, my baby boy. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so you made a cologne or Emily made a cologne.

SPEAKER_01

Correct. A window. And speaking of Oni, who's that? Uh the fucking paws and claws on it. I got my dogs out. I guess my paws out.

SPEAKER_06

So what's what's it made of?

SPEAKER_01

Well, of course, it's made of black patchouli. Because it's gotta stink real bad.

SPEAKER_06

Is that a thing?

SPEAKER_01

It's gotta smell like Bigfoot's dick.

SPEAKER_06

Big okay, so we're going at full anchor man.

SPEAKER_01

This is anchor man.

SPEAKER_06

I was just thinking of like it's got chunks of real panther in it, so you you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_01

Chunks of real panther by Odeon. Paul Rudd. Now, now Paul Rudd, that's a man that you haven't heard any scandals about him. He's a good boy, and he's funny, and he's the most handsomest man in the world.

SPEAKER_06

Paul Rudd.

SPEAKER_01

Paul Rudd, shout out to Paul Rudd.

SPEAKER_06

Great in wet hot American Summer.

SPEAKER_01

Don't even bring that up. I'll cry. I love that movie so fucking much.

SPEAKER_06

Me too. I think about it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. All right. So the perfume. Emily wanted to drop it off at the studio. He's got a studio called Pax AM.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

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And it and it's a record label, and people record there. Well, turns out it's shut down.

SPEAKER_06

Where is it? LA?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, it's on Sunset.

SPEAKER_06

It was in LA.

SPEAKER_01

It still says Pax AM, I think, and it it's across from this really cool little thing. It's like I can't remember the name of it. It's like something of the world. Darren Noble, I see you on here. Do you know what I'm talking about? Something of the world.

SPEAKER_03

Something of the world.

SPEAKER_01

If you do, write it in the comments so I know. On sunset. It it's weird. It's a weird little cute thing. Um anywho. Emily's crying because she doesn't know where to deliver this. She's working hard on it. It's not even finished. Look at it. He's got claws. Oh, it's beautiful. Anyway. This whole thing is ruining her life. Ruining it.

SPEAKER_06

Because you think it's irredeemable behavior? Because you haven't told us exactly what he's done and or did.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. Okay. All right. So first off, I want y'all to think back to when you was 14 years old. Okay, it's bad, real bad. But you think, have you ever seen that movie 13? The girls being bad.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think I've seen that.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, you gotta see it's good.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

When I was that age, I was horned up, ready to fuck every single person on Beverly Hills in 90210. Luke Perry, rest in peace. I wanted his ding dong in my ching chong. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04

He could have gotten it easy.

SPEAKER_01

I really I hate there's still um, Jason Priestley, yeah, and Emily met she fucking this is probably why she's crying. She met Brian Austin Green at King's Island in Cincinnati, Ohio. She got picked to be in the green room with her friends to get fucking autograph from her idol, and this is this girl probably was 14 at the time. Brian Austin Green and Alfonso Rivera. Alfonso Rivera was there, dude. I got pictures.

SPEAKER_06

That's incredible. I feel like you've shown me those pictures, or Emily has shown me those pictures. Were they uh nice fellas? Were they were they nice to you and your friends?

SPEAKER_01

Uh Alfonso is super nice. We didn't care about him though, and then Brian Austin Green was he's the real talent. Yeah, he was sweet. I should have spent more time. He actually engaged with me quite a bit, yeah. Um, but Brian Austin Green was very stressed. I took a picture of him, he's going like this, walking around, oh like freaking out. So I you know, we're like, we're not gonna, you know, mess with him. He's not feeling well. So I don't know what it's like for these people, these celebrities when they're hanging out with 14-year-old girls, yeah, yeah, and and backstreet boys and stuff like that, new kids, like all of their fans are not all of their fans, but most of their fans are young, much younger than them.

SPEAKER_06

Exactly, and you gotta embrace that uh in a healthy way. Um, yes, I agree, but you're saying Ryan Adams embraced it in an unhealthy way, correct?

SPEAKER_01

And so he might have been doing some drugs, drinking his wine and beer, probably on the internet. He could do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, got a shitload of money, he's on the internet, he's meeting, he's meeting fans, he's engaging in the social media, and here comes this young upcoming bass player about to turn 15. She's she is in a fucking band and plays music and is sexy as hell. She's a lolita. Well, she never did disclose her age. That's the point. That's why the FBI cleared him. Is because he didn't know, but didn't he know, but obviously he knew. I mean, come on, give me a break, dude. Yeah, looking at some young, young, dumb, and full of comb.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I've never I've never seen pictures of this lady, or I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

No, she's like erased from the internet. There's you know, she's anonymous, right? And we got anonymous on here. Anonymous is on anonymous is finally anonymous post rhetoric podcast has joined. Thank you. Court is in session. So I'm saying Brian Adams, I don't forgive you for that because what he did was they were engaging in a Zoom right meeting, and I believe he was probably jacking off because she says he exposed himself on Zoom, correct? Or whatever that Skype, it was Skype.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, Skype. That back that that's dating it. Yeah, that's dating.

SPEAKER_01

Well, this is a while back. Yeah, this happened a long time, like 10 is this pre-COVID, pre-COVID. Correct, I believe it is, yes.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, this is how I gauge time now.

SPEAKER_01

No, for real, it's like September 11th. Well, first it's a super bowl shuffle, right?

SPEAKER_06

Remember the Super Bowl shuffle, super bowl shuffle, 9-11, vanilla ice, covet.

SPEAKER_01

No, vanilla ice, Jason Priestley, fucking 9-11, woo, and then COVID. We got COVID, and a lot of things happened during COVID.

SPEAKER_06

We we all those are the benchmarks of how we gauge time.

SPEAKER_01

How gen how Gen X does things, the benchmarks of a generation X, right? Babies. So homie was doing bad shit, and Emily got real upset because she's like, Man, that guy, he likes the real skinny, thin, uh, adolescent look of the ladies, and she saw that he was engaged to a lady who was part of that New York Times expose. She was a model, and her name's something butterfield. Something butterfield. Anyway, there's pictures of him, getty images, doing red carpet. He's he's doing his goblin shit. He's wearing a jean jacket and shit, wild hair. And he's got this girl who's wearing a little A-line dress, and she looks like she's about 12 years old.

SPEAKER_06

Uh she looks like she is so young.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, and it grows it grows.

SPEAKER_06

Not that 12-year-olds are gross, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's just it's just it's not cool. It's it it's objectifying, right? See, and initially Emily thought, well, I can redeem him using reverse objectification. She was gonna objectify him, you know, because he's a handsome little goblin, but then Emily started getting into the Reddit's. Oh no, don't go to Reddit, don't go there. Emily was trolled.

SPEAKER_06

I can't do it. The only time I get on Reddit ever is when I'm researching a topic for lost rhetoric, and it just like happened. That's the thread I follow because I want to hear the bat shit. There are details, and people tell their stories on there, correct? They open up and it's nice, but that's like as far as I can go with Reddit is paranormal, weird shit. But I'm not I don't I don't have Reddit. I don't have the Reddit actually.

SPEAKER_01

I don't do it, but I did I love to fucking uh How do you say it? Verbally assault the trolls with my intelligent uh writing style. And so I was doing they're c talking shit about Brian Adams. These guys are like obsessed with talking shit about Brian Adams.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And they're writing the most stupid shit. And I said, I said, um, like one of them said, he's got a tour coming up in Europe, and he was like, Oh, I guess we can expect more tantrums. And then I wrote to him, Well, we can expect that you're going out to buy more Kleenex for your mommy's basement. Yeah, and so I love to do it. Slam, yo, mama, don't fuck with me. You do not don't don't make her break her gallows bear because she is a mama motherfucking beast, right? And she will all undefeated. Okay, unfucking defeated. Never mind. He has really cool burns, like Ryan Adams.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, Ryan Adams, he's got good burns.

SPEAKER_01

So yes, okay.

SPEAKER_06

So he's he's a hard guy to argue with because he's witty and like rude. He's one of those one of those guys that's got a line for everybody.

SPEAKER_01

You better believe it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, those those guys are hard. I like to consider myself one of those guys, but I'm not keeping kind. I'm not all the time, but when I get into it, I gotta be like, it's hard to keep up with somebody that good, and you just gotta take the L sometimes because, like, they're just got a sharper tongue. He he seems like a sharp tongue kind of guy.

SPEAKER_01

He certainly is, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So I guess but Ryan Adams provides a lot of jerk store moments for people, you know. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, he says something that sticks with you forever, and then you always have the you come up with the comeback the next day, and you're like, Fuck, he burned me good. I should have said this, but he probably never has a jerk store moment. He probably has always got the right thing on the tip of his tongue to bring you down.

SPEAKER_01

He's ready, yeah. Load it locked in load.

SPEAKER_06

Some people are like that, they're genius assholes.

SPEAKER_01

A little elf, he's a wizard goblin king, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, I don't know him, but I he I've seen some interviews, and he seems like um the stereotypical witty asshole that always has this snarky thing to say and will fucking bring you down a peg, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

In a second, or two, or two, yeah, in a second. Yeah, so for example, this one broke Emily, it broke her.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, this there's another okay. So, just to be clear, his relationship with this 14-year-old musician was only on Zoom, and he exposed himself to her.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and I guess he's asking her for nudes.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, he was trying to get nudes from, but he they never actually physically met, correct. Okay, either way, it's fucking awful. I just wanted to clarify.

SPEAKER_01

I yeah, I don't get that shit, but you know, he here's the thing: this kid pretty much got handed the world as his oyster, yeah, everyone loving on him, everyone trolling on him, lots of money, lots of everything, probably boned down 550,000 chicks.

SPEAKER_06

He probably had sex with Kathy Ireland, which is like the mountaintop for men, as far as I as far as I know, even like 60-year-old Kathy Ireland. You know what I mean? Of course, imagine if Ryan Adams and Kathy Ireland had babies.

SPEAKER_01

He had so here's the other thing: he has a son, and it's like a secret son. Oh, like Reddit, they talk about it because they go to his shows and he'll talk about his son. His son is about four years old, and his name is Oscar.

SPEAKER_06

He's four years old, right currently, correct, right now.

SPEAKER_01

And then I saw an IG where he had made an album, and it had a a photo booth photo on the cover of um two people kissing right before this man went off to Vietnam, and he said, That's my son's grandparents, great grandparents. So we didn't mention the lady at all. She is a mystery. I've searched, I've you know, I've really searched probably intentional, keep her out of the spotlight after all this, after yeah, yeah, because she's gonna catch a lot of shit from people like you're having babies with this fucking asshole, or whatever. I bet that baby is fucking adorable and intelligent and sweet.

SPEAKER_06

Hopefully, he doesn't do the shit his old man does when he grows up, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I really hope he learned his lesson. I mean, I think he did. He got beat down, you know, hard, hard.

SPEAKER_06

So what else did he do besides exposing himself to under eight and underage girl on Zoom and trying to get nudes?

SPEAKER_01

Well, the women say this the basically the women say this Mandy Moore, okay, was his wife. Oh, they were married. Oh, yes, for a lot of years, okay, almost 10 years, I think, something like that. Relationship, and um, I've seen videos that they made. I saw this really cute video they made walking down Runyon Canyon, and and that's a special like hike. You drive up to the Hollywood Hills, you head up Runyon Canyon, you walk around, and everybody's there, and it's beautiful. And he and her were doing he was doing some kind of improvisation, pretending he was some DJ and that she was someone named Moses, and he interviewed her, and it was real sweet. Um, but she was part of the gaggle girls who say said basically this this is the narrative. They they engaged with Ryan Adams, played their music, it's all musician girls, um, and were something like that, had careers or something. And um he's like brilliant recording and like making all this shit, and so he helps the girls pump up their shit, and then they get in a consensual relationship, and now they are usually a lot younger, and they're engaging with this, like you said, witty dude who's locked and loaded and ready to fucking brawl verbally, and he's probab one person uh said he he was physically um aggressive, but never hurt anyone, but he he would intimidate. He's a very active person. I mean, he's he's just like David Lee Roth, he's electric, you know. So that's the problem. And here's it, here's it. Then this is what the women said back then. Remember the Me Too movement. They said, Well, then he he didn't give me my record deal after we fought. He just dropped me like a rock professionally, right? And that's the allegation, and I'm like so.

SPEAKER_06

He's using his power and influence to lie to upcoming aspiring female artists just to sleep with them, just to fuck them, really.

SPEAKER_01

I think it just wants to fuck them for real, yeah. Um very romantic. I mean, his songs are like the most beautiful lines I've ever heard. When I you know, you didn't see it yet. Uh Emily and Emily and me, or no, it was Larry, Larry and Connie talked about Emily's arrest. Uh-huh. It's on the YouTube, it's on the Instagram.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. I haven't watched it, I haven't watched the whole the full thing yet.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it's great. Larry's great. Um I was so Emily was so desperate for comfort. The only thing she could do is sing Ryan Adams songs. So that's what she did in that cell. She said, I would have held your mother's hand on the day you were born. And you know, tell them that the house is not for sale. I danced across a wooden floor and you've signed the lease. Something about laying him down and kissing my soul. I mean, this man wants to engage romantically, and so I bet he gets in there, you know, and he spars with bitch, and then you know, he gets in trouble.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. And then he would get material to write songs.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I uh Emily did as a musician she loved so much. I'm gonna say his name because I'm Connie. Mark who? Mark Williams. Where are you? He ghosted Emily after a three-year relationship living together with the kids. This is when Emily's real starting her breakdown because her man left and truly ghosted. And that is a very unfair and cowardly way to part. I'm sure it is you should at least say I do not wish to have any more contact with you. Goodbye. And Emily never got that. So that's how you know Connie comes on. Connie's here to to help Emily because Emily's on her own.

SPEAKER_06

Well, let it be known now, you don't date musicians. Uh you know the old joke. Uh, what does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

SPEAKER_01

What is it?

SPEAKER_06

Gives them ten dollars and drops them off a band practice.

SPEAKER_01

So true. So true. I mean, it's very sexually charged, the music. And it it it makes people just it just makes people want to like fantasize about him, you know. He's he's a love god.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I am a musician, yes. Reluctantly, but uh I haven't been in a band in years, and uh I find myself sometimes missing that slight adulation or slight recognition of the fact that I do that thing.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, being married, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And I couldn't even imagine being as famous as a Ryan Adams and in your twenties, in your twenties, but um not having the the willpower to rein it in, but also losing it and craving it like the fucking it must like burn people's brains, like PTSD, of sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like you'll never get it back, and it's just chasing the dragon, chasing the dragon in a station wagon. Um, yeah, but fuck man, like uh desperate, desperate, desperation, desperation, yeah. Um, and that leads you to who the fuck knows what. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Well, homie gets in trouble because he'll he'll like he'll like really engages with the audience, okay? Yeah, and if someone kisses Moth, he throws a little fit, and he does turn into like a child, like Emily Dr. Donut knows a lot about psychology, and she knows a lot about childhood trauma and the shattering of the of the self, the dissociation that happens when you're a kid and you have any kind of disruption in your home. And this young man, uh there's no mention of his father, he had a mother, but he spent all his time at his grandparents' house, and he just adored it calls him G Ma and Papa, I think. I can't remember, but he he references them all the time. And he used to he used he said at the time what he'd do is he'd read their readers' digest, fuck yeah, which we used to do, I'm sure I did.

SPEAKER_06

My mom, my mom had it probably still has a subscription to that shit if it still exists.

SPEAKER_01

Same here, yeah. And then he was talking about things digest and the TV guide was amazing, and the TV guide, and and he's an 80s kid, he's in it, he's born in 1974, so he's skating, he has he's 14, he gets a guitar, he's listening to the Smiths.

SPEAKER_06

Love it, another another classic asshole.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly, he's that icon, right?

SPEAKER_06

Morrissey's lyrics are fucking incredible, yeah. But what an asshole! But based on his lyrics, you have to assume he's a fucking asshole.

SPEAKER_01

Here's the thing, he's grand, you know, he's got it's got it all, grandiose, he's very grandiose, yeah, uh but real.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I love the Smiths, I love they're fucking incredible. Uh, but yeah, he is a total piece of garbage.

SPEAKER_01

I agree. Um, it's hard.

SPEAKER_06

I actually don't we've talked about it before, we've talked about it years ago, separating the art from the artist.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_06

If you can, Michael Jackson, for instance.

SPEAKER_01

Hell yeah, MJ. Shout out, MJ.

SPEAKER_06

Hottest movie in the world, biggest movie in the world right now. Michael.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna see that movie by myself at the special. There's a special sort of IMAX Peter here. I'm gonna see that, and I'm gonna see the movie you saw. My brother worked on the trailer for it.

SPEAKER_06

Project Hail Mary?

SPEAKER_01

He did the trailer for Project Hail Mary. Who did my brother?

SPEAKER_06

What do you mean he did it?

SPEAKER_01

Rich, and he's a he's a fucking film editor.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay. Your brother, brother?

SPEAKER_01

My real brother, Nathan Donat. Nate Donat. Shout out, Nate Donat!

SPEAKER_06

He is it he's an act he's an actual editor. Oh, yeah, he's how did I not know this?

SPEAKER_01

Guess what? He went to SCAD.

SPEAKER_06

You know, SCAD, South Carolina art.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's in uh no, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_06

I I can't come up with a good joke.

SPEAKER_01

It's near Hilton Head. Hold on. I need a I need a break. Hold on. Would you entertain the people? Just entertain the people.

SPEAKER_06

Oh man, I'm I'm it's gonna be like Garth and Wayne's world.

SPEAKER_00

Savannah!

SPEAKER_06

When I'm sitting here and I don't know what to do, like Savannah College of Art in Georgia. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Savannah in Georgia. Yes, a lot of good musicians went there. There's a lot of good bands, especially in the doom metal genre or doom metal adjacent uh that come from Savannah. What the fuck is doom metal?

SPEAKER_01

It's like death metal, but it's ominous.

SPEAKER_06

It's real slow.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, real slow, interesting, and heavy.

SPEAKER_01

Well, Emily also got obsessed with um Chuck Schuldinger. Oh shout out Chuck Schuldinger, the handsomest man in heaven, from uh the band Death. Yeah, and he was in the Florida death metal scene, yeah. And they're brutal. And when he was a kid, Death is great.

SPEAKER_06

Well, the band.

SPEAKER_01

The band is great.

SPEAKER_06

There's two, there's two bands called Death.

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's not cool.

SPEAKER_06

Well, no, the original. There was a documentary about them. They're uh punk, they're one of the first punk rock bands of all time, all black dudes from Detroit in the 60s, and they're fucking yes, and their album. Uh, I have it. I've I'm spacing on what the fuck it's called right now. Anyway, Julie and I sound amazing. I'm really and I Julie after the movie came out, people they blew up for the first time kind of ever. People recognized their greatness, and they went on tour, and Julie and I went and saw them. Yeah, and I love this moment. Uh, Julie was met. We met them, and she started crying.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, of course she was crying, she always be crying if she's my baby.

SPEAKER_06

Well, no, but she cried like happy tears of joy, like because she like loves them and loves their story, and uh, but anyway, there's the there's death, but no one knew who they were right until like the documentary came out. So the death metal band was like they didn't even, I'm sure you didn't even know.

SPEAKER_01

Desi's going, dude, it's Desi, Toast to Hollywood.

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Ding!

SPEAKER_01

How many we had Darren Noble on here? I don't know if he still is.

SPEAKER_06

How many people are watching on IG Live right now?

SPEAKER_01

One, two, three, four, five, at least five.

SPEAKER_06

Thousand amazing.

SPEAKER_01

Five thousand people are watching.

SPEAKER_06

God damn.

SPEAKER_01

Um, so back to the back to the allegations.

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_01

He's a bad boy. Okay, and he's a boy. He's a boy, he's a fucking boy.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so what is the what are other things?

SPEAKER_01

Well, here's the one that really hurt Emily.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

He had beef with Father John Misty.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, yeah, and I know that doesn't sit well. Because you sorry, Emily. I think I think it's safe to say Father John Misty's your favorite.

SPEAKER_01

Father John Misty was was Emily's absolute favorite.

SPEAKER_06

What do you mean was? Okay, he fell out of how how did he fall out of favor?

SPEAKER_01

Because she fell in love with Ryan Adams.

SPEAKER_06

So, but John Father John Misty seems like a better person.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I believe that's true, but it's interesting because on the YouTube's when I'm watching and it just like goes, it'll be flip-flop between Father John Misty and Ryan Adams.

SPEAKER_06

Father John Misty also seems like one of those sharp-tongued motherfuckers that you really don't want to get in. You don't want to get an argument with him.

SPEAKER_01

Brilliant.

SPEAKER_06

You don't want to get in argument with him and Ryan Adams having a a verbal altercation would probably be like soundbite gold. It is because they would just be non-stop, they're biting each other so good. Oh, yeah. Taglines, it would be like uh for the ages, it'd be a battle for the ages.

SPEAKER_01

Yep, you gotta look it up, look up all their shit they said, and then he, you know, they got beat, he's got beep with the strokes, and he said something pretty funny.

SPEAKER_06

Um, I watched their Coachella sets, both of them. They were good, they were really good.

SPEAKER_01

I would bone down Julian Casablanca so good, I'd be suck on that ding dong.

SPEAKER_06

Suck it right off.

SPEAKER_01

Oh god, Julian Casablanca. Oh, I don't care. I don't care. One's a virgin, the other one's not. Pick or pick.

SPEAKER_06

Oh man, I wish you would have farted so bad.

SPEAKER_01

I've been farting and I have no gas right now.

SPEAKER_06

That's unfortunate. But he I was impressed with their coachella set because I I didn't know he could his voice could get that high on that one song.

SPEAKER_01

His race shit and his charisma.

SPEAKER_06

My lord.

SPEAKER_01

And he's no idea. He's fucking beautiful. And he got that, you know.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, and he's he's funny because he like uh they're huge, but he does banter like he's at a bar show.

SPEAKER_01

Correct. Like he just brought the same thing.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, he just like yeah, he's just talking shit, making jokes. Some of it's not funny, it doesn't matter. He doesn't, he's just like always at a a show in front of like 20 people. That's how he acts, and I love it.

SPEAKER_01

He's so great, yeah. Um, the song, the stroke song, The Adults Are Talking, is one of Emily's top 10.

SPEAKER_06

I I I might be able to recognize the sound of the song, but I don't know song titles very well.

SPEAKER_01

Well, my brain's really here, there, and everywhere, and I can't even think what it sounds like. Oh, yeah, okay. So we we've got anyone unless it's you, unless it's you hung.

SPEAKER_06

Is that it? It's uncanny.

SPEAKER_02

Unless it's you, unless it's you, huh?

SPEAKER_06

I guess I gotta hear the guitar. I gotta hear the guitar because the voice is spotted.

SPEAKER_01

Julian, that's Julian, baby.

SPEAKER_06

It did sound exactly like him.

SPEAKER_01

I like to do impressions, I know.

SPEAKER_06

Um, but we've gotten off track, I think, for the fourth time, and haven't that's the show.

SPEAKER_01

That's the Dr. Dunn and the Dingus jam.

SPEAKER_06

So, what is one other allegation against Ryan Adams? I've been okay.

SPEAKER_01

So, one thing I said about Julian Casablanca, that was kind of cute. He said he OD'd on uh lasagna.

SPEAKER_06

That's racist. That's racist.

SPEAKER_01

Racist?

SPEAKER_06

That's racist.

SPEAKER_01

How oh, because Italian, yeah. I didn't even make that connection. I was thinking Garfield, dude. I'm thinking this garfield.

SPEAKER_06

He's just that's some like old America shit. That's old America racism when everyone hated the Italians and everyone hated the Irish, Irish, yeah. Yeah, everyone, they were just the worst mobsters. I mean, his hate goes back to 1776.

SPEAKER_01

Bar believe it. Before, I mean, these are badasses, okay. These are badasses, and then Father John Misty. What happened was Ryan Adams knows Taylor Swift, okay? They're comrades, and they had similar, you know, she got big when she was real young, and her tunes are actually the best.

SPEAKER_06

That's why he likes her. He likes her because she's a little girl, she's a little, she was a young, skinny girl.

SPEAKER_01

Ryan, why do you like girls like that? Why you like young, dumb, and full of cum?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I okay. So I um I saw this clip. The stupid, I don't like it years ago on IG or something where there's a podcast, there's a couple black dudes, and they were talking about how flat Taylor Swift's ass is.

SPEAKER_01

She's got a real long back, real long back, that's good. That is the fucking funniest way to say somebody's got a flat ass.

SPEAKER_06

She's got a long back. Oh, that was brilliant.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's beautiful.

SPEAKER_06

That's comedy. Yeah, it's a good burn.

SPEAKER_01

Well, so he covered her entire album 1989.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, sound sounds awful.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's actually fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_06

Is this is this like one of her country albums?

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Um, it's uh deuce and marrow.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that anonymous saying that?

SPEAKER_01

Uh-huh. What's that?

SPEAKER_06

That's the that's the pod, the two black guys.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. Shout out Deuce and Meryl.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I think they broke up and don't have a podcast anymore.

SPEAKER_01

Well, we're never breaking up. We have a very good, really healthy relationship.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I'm I feel like I'm uh I'm in a thruple.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Uh well, we got Julie, the sex goddess.

SPEAKER_06

Well, no, uh, me, Emily, and Connie.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And then we also got fucking anonymous the podcast, the podcast post-thruple.

SPEAKER_01

It's a thruple. I mean, Emily's a uh two in one, okay.

SPEAKER_06

A tool in one, two in one. Oh, two gotcha.

SPEAKER_01

She's a two for one special, so she got Connie is here. Connie is here to save the day, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_06

From um crying in a room from all these bad things Ryan Adams did, and again, what's the next allegation that we haven't gotten to yet?

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Okay. Well, Father John Misty then covered Ryan Adams' cover of Taylor Swift.

SPEAKER_06

Wait a minute, wait, wait. Father John Misty covered Ryan Adams' cover of Taylor Swift.

SPEAKER_01

Correct.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all hear that? You get it? You got it. He's brilliant, that Father John. Josh Tillman. Shout out, Josh Tillman. I love you. And your beautiful wife, Emma. Emma is pregnant butter. Like the Queen would have ostrich and cobra wine. What a fucking genius. Emily got to see him front row. Front fucking row.

SPEAKER_06

Dude, I'm telling you, she cleans up, is one of my favorite. It's become become one of my favorite songs of all time.

SPEAKER_01

It's so good.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And how can Ryan Adams have beef with such a beautiful man?

SPEAKER_06

I mean, this man is well, maybe Ryan Adams thinks he's a threat to all the teenage girls that he's trying to, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Maybe he thinks that's true.

SPEAKER_06

FJM's out there stealing all the teenage girls from him.

SPEAKER_01

Why doesn't he like the teenage girls? What do you think that is, Jason?

SPEAKER_06

What what do I think?

SPEAKER_01

What is why do you think men have a kink for teenage girls?

SPEAKER_06

Uh I don't know. I mean, it's gotta be like all physical, right? Because what uh what are you gonna talk about? Like it's just gotta be no brains, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Well, not that I wanna fuck a zombie.

SPEAKER_06

I wanna fuck a pretty young no not well, not not teenage girls are dumb or whatever, it's just some of them are a lot of they don't know they're they're they're innocent, yeah. They're innocent, they're young. They um but a lot of guys that are into teenage girls or whatever teenage people may be obsessed with their teenage years and have never advanced mentally beyond their teenage way of thinking, and are constantly attracted to the years that they long for. I agree, and they can't separate reality from like nostalgia and fantasy, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And some of them might be so they are accessible because he has all the power to access.

SPEAKER_06

I just don't even understand, I just don't even understand why the fuck you would put in the effort to like it's gross.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I think that's the reason. I think it's I can't remember the word that Dan Savage uses talking about kinks. The pedophile is that word uh it it's it's people like it because it's bad, people like it because it's evil.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, well, people are yeah, the people yeah, I mean, that's fucking murderers and everyone else.

SPEAKER_01

It's a and I think Ryan Adams has that side of him, he's very into like wizardly shit, right? And like witchy shit. He had Elvira as one of his in a video that's so good, and uh by the way, I know that El uh Elvira's from North Carolina as well.

SPEAKER_06

And Elvira is a lesbian, is she straight up?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I don't want to say she could turn Emily, she could turn out Emily Lesbian.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, dude. Elvira that's a big L for men, I'll tell you that. Because she's she's well, she's a timeless beauty.

SPEAKER_01

What does L mean?

SPEAKER_06

A loss.

SPEAKER_01

Why is it a loss?

SPEAKER_06

Because the men just can't have Elvira as they long for Elvira, it's not gonna happen, dude. It's not gonna happen, dude.

SPEAKER_01

And that's what Emily's going through, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, Connie and Emily have a much better shot at Elvira, which is a W for women.

SPEAKER_01

Well, maybe I'll go that route. Yeah, start with Elvira, bounce on her titties, jump right around.

SPEAKER_06

You're gonna use Elvira's titties to get to hop right out of a security fence.

SPEAKER_01

You know, another thing that I saw he wrote something about he fantasized having having a woman with big tits, he said. You know, that pissed me off because I got them little French titties, okay. They're cute, they're perfect, they're fucking perfect. Okay, uh, but I know I have big boobs. I wished I did. That'd be fun.

SPEAKER_06

Be fun to have massive fun bags, is what you're saying.

SPEAKER_01

I remember when I was little, there's some girl named Emily uh in my neighborhood. She had huge ass titties. Okay, she was a little haughty, and I was probably about 10 years old, and I was like, My name's Emily, her name's Emily. I'm gonna get some big ass titties.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because because all Emily's had big titties.

SPEAKER_01

Do you think Desi said my titties look big? They are a heavy B almost C. Well, you've had a couple kids, but um um two. I'll have modesty.

SPEAKER_06

Some boobs come with having kids, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, them titties uh did not breastfeed because I apparently have inverted nipples. Did you know that just thing? It's like say you got your t-shirt on, right? Some people they stand proud with their titties, yeah. Tties are out, right? No, Emily's is flat, so put on her t-shirt, boom, no titty nipple coming out unless it's cold. And here's Desi saying, I see these look like they're almost D's, D's nuts.

SPEAKER_04

Zing.

SPEAKER_01

Pop my teeth out, man. I can't wait. Deszi, I'm coming on Thursday, Des. I'm I was gonna have a party. Emily's gonna have a party in LA, but I have to cancel it because it's an Airbnb and it's not it's LA, and they're like, you have to like can't film anything, you can't do anything there without a contract or some shit. So anyway, um else did Desi said something else.

SPEAKER_06

I'm still trying to get the other hi honey.

SPEAKER_01

I love you.

SPEAKER_06

I'm still trying to get the other one.

SPEAKER_01

This is my favorite thing that Desi said. Okay, it's it's she and I keep up with the kids, yeah. So she's writing like a kid, she wrote F J M greater than sign, yeah. B A. So she's saying Adams is better than Brian Adams. He fucking burn sick, burned him.

SPEAKER_06

So I was telling Julie the other day. Yeah, this is true. Summer of 69 is one of the top top three rock and roll songs from the commercial rock. There's there's three great commercial rock songs from the 80s. It's summer of 69, that's um uh hurt so good by the coup, fellow, fellow Indianian, who's Relankamp, and Bastards of Young by the replacements, probably being the best, but um summer of 69. Brian Adams came out like a year ago or so and admitted because he was asked, is the song about 69ing? And he said, he said, yes, it is, and it all makes sense because the math doesn't add up because in summer of 69, he was like not a teenager, not and old enough to be in a band, and I would just gloss over the facts and be like, Oh, he's just telling a tale from you know, he's just making up a story, but he's saying summer of 69 is actually about the summer of 69ing with the girl, and it was the best of his life.

SPEAKER_01

69 is a good time, yeah. You smell the back of your balls when you just got a butthole in your face, when he's like, Oh, I got a dick in your mouth.

SPEAKER_06

Oh god, but anyway, I I can't hear that song uh the same anymore. Good because it's like a it's uh a joke now, it's a joke song.

SPEAKER_01

I love joke songs, they're my favorite. That's why I love Wien. Shout out to Wayne! Woo! God damn those motherfuckers are good anyway. Uh several times.

SPEAKER_06

I I get told I look like um Dean Wien Wien.

SPEAKER_01

I get Dean Wien. I get told that he's another sex god, so lucky you lucky for you.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, I'll take it.

SPEAKER_01

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_06

I will take it. Uh, so what's another allegation that Ryan has?

SPEAKER_01

Lastly, okay. Here's the one that here's the kicker. This is why Emily's in her bedroom sobbing. Okay, motherfucker, and I think it was around 2021, even up to this date. Yeah, he's got some weird ass political views. Okay, okay, and um people were accusing him of being MAGA, and then he's like, I got MAGA.

SPEAKER_06

I just I just am racist.

SPEAKER_01

Well, he's from North, he's from North Carolina, Jacksonville, North Carolina. I mean, that's a segregated state still. You go to North and South Carolina, you Georgia, you see it.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I'm from Virginia, it's it's all right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Well, at any rate, what were you talking about?

SPEAKER_06

Ryan Adams, what's another allegation?

SPEAKER_01

Fuck. I just lost it like completely. Oh that guy, the new mayor of New York, mom Donnie.

SPEAKER_06

Correct, killing it.

SPEAKER_01

Everyone loves him, right?

SPEAKER_06

He's great.

SPEAKER_01

He's great.

SPEAKER_06

If him and AOC ran together, oh god, I hope that's what happens, and I don't care who's the president or the vice, it could be interchangeable, don't matter.

SPEAKER_01

I love it, they didn't make it like that.

SPEAKER_06

AOC AOC's got more experience.

SPEAKER_01

You should probably I'm kind of pissed at because of Palestine, but okay.

SPEAKER_06

But she them together is a knockout.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'd bet knock it out of the park. That'd be so fun. I hope that let's manifest AOC vice president to what's his name?

SPEAKER_06

Mom uh Mamdani Mondani, Mr.

SPEAKER_01

Mondani. Now, Ryan Adams wrote some kind of a stupid fucking thing saying something about him being a Muslim in New York City, referring to 9-11 times.

SPEAKER_06

Ryan Adams did, yes, he did. So he's got a new idiot thing that he's done.

SPEAKER_01

He's doing all kinds of dumb shit all the time.

SPEAKER_06

So he's just an idiot that makes good music, basically.

SPEAKER_01

A tale of not an idiot, he's a genius.

SPEAKER_06

Uh you can be very intelligent and be a fucking idiot. I mean, look at juvenile, like Tucker Tucker Carlson is smart, but he's a fucking idiot. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

He's he's just a piece of shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, so yeah, exactly. Ryan Adams seems like a smart guy that's a piece of shit. He's an idiot.

SPEAKER_01

Well, we're doing real journalism here, okay? Yeah, and we wanted to be fair, okay.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think he's gonna come on our show after this.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, definitely not. Emily, Emily is crying because she had big hopes and dreams that this would happen. She found the contact, right? She found the contact, and you reached out, or she reached out, she reached out with a professional email requesting an interview, yeah. Also mentioning the cologne that she made special for him sex panther by Odeon. There it is. Anyway, you don't know where to drop this off to now. It's not even done. Look at that sex panther right there.

SPEAKER_06

So is that the end of Ryan Adams' allegations or whatever?

SPEAKER_01

Um, yes, that's it. We covered it all.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, so he exposed himself via Zoom.

SPEAKER_01

Probably Jack and 14-year-old and tried to get news and he multiply sorry, sorry, um start over, stay in hand.

SPEAKER_06

No, he he exposed himself to a 14-year-old on Zoom and tried to get nudes, and he also used his power and prestige as a songwriter, producer to get aspiring artists to have sex with him, and then did nothing for them after he got what he wanted from them.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he's ghosted him, so he's a just a dick, yeah, asshole piece of shit. Yeah, and that really hurts for Emily. She's crying and crying, listening.

SPEAKER_06

And this is this is proven, like he's he's admits these things, or he's denying them.

SPEAKER_01

That's another thing that's interesting. He denies them, and he was cleared by the FBI. Okay, technically technically, he didn't know how old she was. Well, whatever, dude. You got a taste for the young girls. That's like shitty. That's like a real shitty thing to do.

SPEAKER_06

Here's the thing. Well, not the thing, but the ladies, the aspiring artists that he manipulated and slept with and left hanging, were they all overage?

SPEAKER_01

They're overage, but they're none of them were underage, but they were young, younger than him. The age difference and the power differential is there, like 20. For example, oh, we never talked about Phoebe Bridgers. Phoebe, I do have you heard her?

SPEAKER_06

I love Phoebe Bridgers, and and I love um uh boy genius. Uh, I like them, I like them all.

SPEAKER_01

Well, guess what? That's the number one allegation thrower. So she was 20 and he was 40. How do I not know about this? I don't know, look it up, Google it.

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_01

You if you Google Ryan Adams, Phoebe Bridgers comes right up.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

So she says, you know, they had a fucking emotionally abusive relationship. They were dating, or no, they were they were together. And they were in an emotional roller coaster, and she made a song. And I watched it, it was cute, cute video. Something about uh turbulence or whiplash. I don't know, I can't remember this the name of the song, right? But it's about Ryan Adams, and he sent her to his hypnotherapist. Like he he really got in there deep into that young lady.

SPEAKER_06

She's a great songwriter.

SPEAKER_01

Well, she came to New Mexico just the other day. She did a surprise visit in Roswell.

SPEAKER_06

I love her lyrics.

SPEAKER_01

She's I gotta listen to her more, but you know, Emily can't listen to it. She it makes her sad.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, she's sad. She's sad, but boy genius, Lucy Dakis and Julian Baker are her bandmates. They're both great musicians, too. They're both there's all all three great solo artists, all of them. Well, Julian Baker just Julian Baker a few months ago came out with like a pretty much a straight-up country record with that musician Torres. I don't know much about Torres T-O-R-R-E-S. She's an another, I don't know much about her, but they're she's from over here. Torres her her their collab collaboration album is fucking excellent. Fucking excellent, and uh now there's six degrees to Ryan Adams allegations.

SPEAKER_01

Six degrees bacon, and Ryan Adams ate all the bacon, right? I watched an IG live where he's eating, he he's real cute. I mean, you feel like he's in your home or you're in his home because he does he did some IG Live from his kitchen and he's feeding his cats, and he likes to feed his cats tuna and special seafoods, and he cares for them, and he's so sweet, and he just oh look at um man, one of them was named something real interesting, and I looked it up, and it was something from Star Trek. It was like some kind of a mind fucks thing in Star Trek, and Obiashi. Oh Obiashi is the name of the cat.

SPEAKER_06

That's a long one.

SPEAKER_01

It's kind of like Oni-chan. There he is. He's a love again.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, um well, I gotta ask though. Uh you Emily, you can speak for Emily, I guess, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yep.

SPEAKER_06

Uh your has your attraction changed in any way, and what is your current attraction to Ryan Adams?

SPEAKER_01

Great question. So, Emily, you know, she's crying, she's processing all this because she wanted to know she wanted to have a fair and balanced journalistic approach to the allegations, and it made her uncomfortable, and it made her see again the objectification that the the kinky like uh fetish, fetishizing the younger women, and that is like so gross, so gross. So it's changed quite a bit. So the attractions no longer well, she still really wants to interview him, she still really wants to meet him. She would give anything to be in an abusive relationship with him.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, there it is. So you would still date Ryan Adams.

SPEAKER_01

I'd marry his ass. I think Priscilla Presley, I'd put on a Priscilla Presley wig and wedding gown. I'll surprise him. Yeah, I'll be right as Priscilla. Okay, and we can uh go to Vegas and have an illegal wedding.

SPEAKER_06

Illegal. We're not gonna sign them papers, so it's not gonna be an actual marriage.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not trying to get anything out of him, I just want his brain. I'm gonna fuck his brain. Like I'm gonna get in there and make love to his brains.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, well, I'm sure with VR paired with some sort of AI thing, you could do that.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's pitiful. I I just felt in my by body by heart sunk when you said that.

SPEAKER_06

But how else are you gonna do it?

SPEAKER_01

Emily's got connections, she's smart, she already figured out whose manager is Richard from KMM. Why aren't you answering my emails, man? Just simply say no. Don't gas me.

SPEAKER_03

Say something. Say something.

SPEAKER_01

He's British. Maybe I wasn't, maybe my tact was not correct. Whatever the fuck. All I want is to know where to drop off the goddamn perfume.

SPEAKER_06

I just want to drop off a homemade bottle of liquid.

SPEAKER_01

I kept the warning on it. It's just warning. It's actually room spray. I got it at cost plus world market black patrouilly room spray. I sprayed it and I was like, oh my god, it was a worse smell, and it's perfect. It's perfect. Makes you really want to smell like Indian food in a diaper, some dirty Indian food.

SPEAKER_06

There's anchor man again.

SPEAKER_01

Um, and he was referencing that in an IG. He said, Wouldn't it be cool if somebody actually made that cologne? Ding ding ding ding ding.

SPEAKER_04

And you did it.

SPEAKER_01

She's a she's a romantic bitch. She doesn't like men anymore. She's done with all the relationships. I don't she and I don't want any more relationships with men's. We don't care. We just want to love our children and our dog and fantasize about getting into a real, a real engaging, like intense, beautiful. Uh what is the word someone said talking about Mikey Ray, who's passed on, who was my boyfriend. Oh, I thought he was my boyfriend. He probably didn't think I was his girlfriend, but I loved him so much. I got his tattoos of things he made for me. We watched the movie Hands on a Hard Body, and he drew this for me, and it says, If you want something, you've got to keep your hands on it. Okay, and then this says he this is when we were having such a good time. He was at the pool, he's at the pool. Hold on, I got something to show you. Oh, Mikey Ray! I love you. I still see you. I love you. You're still around, baby. You're all around, baby.

SPEAKER_06

He's never gone if you say his name because the ultimate death is name, Mikey Ray.

SPEAKER_01

Say his name, Mikey Ray. What a beautiful man. See them tattoos, those are all by little shine bomb. I can't remember his name. Little Shine Bomb did from memory cartoon character faces. I love it. I'm gonna get that. You know, he's got like Mickey Mouse, Bart Simpson, shit like that is what's on his legs, and so he's a pull elbrook cart, show best place in the world.

SPEAKER_06

Show show show the show in the YouTube world.

SPEAKER_01

YouTube, you'll show him the live. See his tattoos, lift it up.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, his tattoos, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

All right, and then it's drawing.

SPEAKER_06

There it is.

SPEAKER_01

It says, I know who I am, damn, and I do, I do know who I am.

SPEAKER_06

You're a flotation device, I you're a lifesaver.

SPEAKER_01

I am the child of all beings. There's possums by rain blow. If you're in LA, get a tattoo by Rainblow.

SPEAKER_04

Rain blow.

SPEAKER_01

Follow him on Instagram. He's handsome, he's from Mallorca, he's gay as fuck, he's got tattoos all over his face. Talk about adolescent, he looks like a young boy, and he's got a cheap dog. Follow him. Rain blow tattoo. He's just a real cool guy. He did possums, he did. I'll show you in a second. He did a possum with the babies, and I I asked him to put I am the child of all beings because I'm an orphan, but I'm not, I'm the child of all beings. Here we go.

SPEAKER_06

That's rain, that's Rain Blow's art.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, all right, there it is. He's a little genius, sexy boy. I think he's got a twin brother or brother, and they all they're like the island boys, dude. They got all the tattoos. Anyway, this is when he drew this picture for Emily. He drew a picture of a flotation device, yeah. That's a llama, it's a llama inner tube, and I could just imagine myself being on that llama inner tube just to glide and away like an Esther Williams. If you don't know who Esther Williams is, you can go to hell. Do you know who she is? Yes, look up the sexy ass swimming videos. God, she's a goddess. I want to be like her. And you know what? When I sneak into the pool over here at Sunrise Springs, they got a saltwater pool. I sneak in every time. Me and Bill do. There's no kids allowed, we don't give a fuck. Me and Bill go, we swim nice and we hot tub and we lay in the hammocks. And when I swim, because when I was a little girl, we'd go to the Ohio River and did all kinds of water sports, not sexually, regular water sports, skiing. We had something called a skid. It was the coolest thing. It was like big yellow, like uh it was like plastic, and you'd ride it and you could stand like a surfboard. Wee wee. So when I swim, I swim all around. I'm my whole body, and I love it. I can live in water. I'm a Pisces, I'm a the fucking poster girl for Pisces. Okay, anyway, Emily still wants to find Brian Adams. So he posted on Instagram that he's currently recording a new album at Pax PM location unknown.

SPEAKER_04

Went from AM to PM.

SPEAKER_01

If anyone out there can do some research, find out where Pax PM is.

SPEAKER_06

Anyone dox Ryan Adams for Emily, please.

SPEAKER_01

What does doxing mean?

SPEAKER_06

Uh to my understanding, it's uh uh uh dropping someone's location, calling like letting oh I see letting people know where a motherfucker is at any given moment.

SPEAKER_01

Let's dox him. Sorry, I'll dox him real good right now. This is stalker level stuff, Emily did.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, let's not let's not let Emily let's not help Emily stalk.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I I want to Ryan Adam smaid Emily stalk because he was in the video, he was in a video.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, it's his fault now.

SPEAKER_01

Of course, everything's his fault. So he's in a video with his buddy, and they're in the backyard smoking cigarettes years ago. He don't smoke no more because of his miniers disease. But um they're sitting out there, and he said, That's Alex Trebek's house. Look at all of them pretty flowers, red, white, and blue, all in his lawn, and he had just passed. And so Emily said, I'm gonna look up Alex Trebek's house because I bet it went for sale. And guess what it did? And guess where it is? The Studio City Hills, and so Emily knows that he lives in a house that's that one kind of style, I can't remember, it's like kind of gothic um wood. I don't know. So here's what Emily's gonna do. If she can't find Pax Sam, she's going to fucking Alex Beck's house area, and she's gonna find that little house that looks weird that's gonna be Ryan Adams' house, and she goes to drop it off and leave. All right, so it's stalker.

SPEAKER_06

That's uh, but it's I private.

SPEAKER_01

She has a desperation to connect work there, yeah. She wants to connect. That's all okay.

SPEAKER_06

Um, a lot of stalkers want to connect. That's the problem.

SPEAKER_01

What's that all about?

SPEAKER_06

I'm the problem.

SPEAKER_01

I know. I'm like that. And you know why? It's because I met Brad uh fucking 90210, dude, when I was 12. Yep, Brian Austin Green hooked me up real good, made me think I can meet any of my favorite movie stars, I can meet any of my favorite artists. But guess what? I have I just meet Father John Misty, Josh Tillman. Shout out Josh Tillman.

SPEAKER_06

I just realized Brian Austin Green's uh initials are bag.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't we used to call him bag. I didn't when we just stopped getting along. We rewatched all the name and tumbling them. We were like bag, yeah. I didn't wrap and stuff, it's real good.

SPEAKER_06

You guys never really put that together because his name flows Brian Austin Green. Flows, I didn't really think of it as initials.

SPEAKER_01

Bag, and he's married to that weird girl, Megan Fox. They have kids, hmm.

SPEAKER_06

Anyway, I think we've covered a four-part series on Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green's relationship. That'd be fun. No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

No, we're gonna go back to just being Dr. Donut and Dingus, but Connie had to come on to be the judge.

SPEAKER_06

So is this the end of our Ryan Adams episodes?

SPEAKER_01

No way, we're going on a hero's journey, and we're gonna do three. Okay, so this is a second one.

SPEAKER_06

So, we're what are we gonna do? A post-la, like a wrap up that finale wrap-up, see what how close Emily got.

SPEAKER_01

See if she was able to drop it off somewhere where he could actually pick it up and see it because I think it's fucking hilarious, and um, but that's not why we're going there. We're going there. I'm going there with the kids to go see them fucking moldy peaches with Jen Daking, and I'm gonna see Desi. I hope, and I'm gonna see my brother Nate Donat, the trailer film editor, and his new girlfriend who I don't know. Apparently, her name is Rhea. I can't wait to make Rhea.

SPEAKER_06

Tell him I love his work.

SPEAKER_01

Oh well, yeah. You guys would love each other. You guys are like very, very similar.

SPEAKER_06

Should we start a podcast? Me and him.

SPEAKER_01

Uh no, he'd be like, oh no, okay. Desi watches, oh no, okay.

SPEAKER_06

Is that what your brother looks and sounds like?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Here's my brother. Or my brother, real quick.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Um Nate Donat, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Damn Nate.

SPEAKER_06

Uh, so how fucking awesome was Emily as a child?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I fucking hated her. I beat the shit out of her. No, no, no. She's alright. I I don't talk about my family.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. So uh, is Ryan Gosling as pretty in the editing bay as he is in the movie?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, I'd say I this was it was really good. It was really good. You should go see it, you should go check it out.

SPEAKER_06

I did.

SPEAKER_01

I haven't yet.

SPEAKER_00

I really am going to. I thought I saw the trailer, it looks fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_06

You you edited it.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know if that was his edit. There, people do a lot of edits, like and Desi does the posters, the movie posters.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta okay.

SPEAKER_00

So, does Desi Oh Desi is Nathan's ex-wife? Oh, okay, and she's my BFF sister forever.

SPEAKER_06

So, the first thing I the first advertisement I saw for Project Hail Mary was like a cardboard life size fucking cutout. Yeah, did Desi do that?

SPEAKER_01

Desi, did you do anything for that? She's famous for bridesmaids, she did the bridesmaids poster. It's iconic, right? Yeah, bridesmaids, and she does other shit. And like I tried to do it, I tried to like intern there, and I did I could not understand um the depths of what Photoshop can do.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, I suck at Photoshop.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, it she goes deep and is labeled to like draw and like pull from shit, and uh but yeah, she's she does movie posters, and if you do, I think it's called Desi Does Work, something like that. Oh my god, flip this.

SPEAKER_06

One of one of my most embarrassing college moments was a Photoshop class where we had to make our make our own movie poster, and I tried to make like a trailer trash version of Amalet.

SPEAKER_01

That's me.

SPEAKER_06

It should have been a it should that's Emily, it should have been a picture of you, but yeah, no, but it would. I had to present it like the whole class would like get up and go to each computer and hover around to see the work and see the work, and mine was so it was so it was all pixelated, like I couldn't figure out how to render it to be like high res. And I just like I was like that's a good way to teach. I was just like, Hey, here's my out-of-focus shitty movie poster, and everyone's like looking at it, and the teacher's like, uh, yeah, so I failed that class, and that's how is about as far as I got in Photoshop.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm sorry, awful at CSF. Yes, you failed, yes, that's a badge of honor, dude. Wow, dude.

SPEAKER_06

I got I got kicked out of MOV in the first three weeks, and there why because there's strict there's an intro to MOV class that is in three or four parts, and you have to pass all four, and I failed the very first one and got booted immediately, but they let me back in, and I aced the rest of it. Then at the end of the year, after your first year, you get accepted in MOV or you don't, and I did not get accepted.

SPEAKER_00

Wow, it's very competitive.

SPEAKER_06

And then I had the real world, then I had to lobby for myself to get let back in, and they did let me back in on a probationary thing where I had to make all A's basically for like the first the fall semester, and I did, and I got in. Like I got kicked out of MOV twice in the first year.

SPEAKER_00

But you got in to graduate with the degree of film, yes. Congratulations! Sounds like a hell ride. Sounds like a cult, actually. It is what's the name of those two two guys that run ran the place?

SPEAKER_06

Mov? Yeah, oh Jonathan Wax. Jonathan Wax, the director, he directed Repo Man.

SPEAKER_01

He directed Repo Man, guys. Um that was our CSF film professor, and the other guy was weird.

SPEAKER_06

The guy well, there was there's a couple. I mean, John Allen was my advisor. He was a but Gene Youngblood, Gene Youngblood, rest in peace. One of my my favorite professor of all time, favorite classes of all time.

SPEAKER_00

Guess what?

SPEAKER_01

I Gene Youngblood did I did a class that was like a panel of like psychology and film, yeah. And they discussed like I don't know, fucking culture, right? And so I did my assignment on Frank Zappa because fucking what's his name? Say it again. What's his name?

SPEAKER_06

Gene Youngblood.

SPEAKER_01

Gene Youngblood.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Was talking about Frank Zappa. And so I went and looked learned everything about Mr. Frank Zappa.

SPEAKER_06

Amazing.

SPEAKER_01

R.I.P. The best.

SPEAKER_06

Also, a total asshole.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

A total sober asshole.

SPEAKER_00

With a quick tongue, quick wit.

SPEAKER_06

Quick tongue. And is just better at better than you at probably everything.

SPEAKER_01

But he wrote the song Baby Snakes. Yeah. Look around. There's a couple right near me. Baby Snakes.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Made me think they can probably hear me. It's fucking like amazing.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So anyway, I got an A on that.

SPEAKER_06

I aced that Jean Young Blood. I aced all of Jean Youngblood's classes because I loved his classes.

SPEAKER_01

I'm sorry that he passed away. Jesus.

SPEAKER_06

It happened.

SPEAKER_01

Only the good day, young or around 50. All right. We gotta we'll wrap it up. What we're gonna do is next episode is the vision was redemption, right? So the hero's journey, if you look it up, Joseph Campbell, it's the iconic story of every story. So you have the beginning, the the like discovery is what we did last episode, and we discussed the talent and the humor and everything cool about Ryan Adams. And this one was the juicy episode, the allegations. And so the forecast for the third episode is supposed to be redemption, but I don't know if that is actually what it's going to be.

SPEAKER_06

Is it possible?

SPEAKER_01

I think that he thinks he's already redeemed, but he knows he gets a lot of shit and he's working on it. I see that he I see in things that he posts, right? Like he's wor he's working on himself. But we are here's the last thing I want to say. Something I saw this morning that just pissed me off. So he he engages with the Reddit trolls. Okay. There's people who are obsessed with hating him. Like it's weird to me. I don't know why they do that, but um, it's like, okay, easy shot. Let's pick the fucking uh what's the word?

SPEAKER_06

Low hanging fruit, low-hanging fruit.

SPEAKER_01

All right, yeah, let's let's let's diss the person who's most dissed. So anyway, he made this IG live thing, and he's with a girl.

SPEAKER_00

And I she's not feet he doesn't show her face, but she he's with a girl, and I can hear her. I see her little fingernails, and she's like, Don't post that.

SPEAKER_01

Gross me out because what he said was back to the Reddit people. Um, why don't you like count my millions with me? Count my millions, and then this girl on her fingernails, and I was just like, Oh, barf.

SPEAKER_06

Well, that's what you that's what you do as as a successful person when you have no moral ground to stand on. You're just like, look at all my fucking money. Don't you wish you had my money, you jealous fuck? Like, I'm a piece of shit, but you don't have this fuck, you know, like that's all they got. That's all he has now is fucking money.

SPEAKER_00

It seems because his moral character is well, he's currently having an auction of his pinball machines, he has a huge collection of retro pinball machines, and I bet he's selling them as previously owned by Ryan Adams instead of like this.

SPEAKER_06

Is this a cool pinball machine? Absolutely, isn't it cool that you own my pinball machine, dude?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and he um like is doing there's guitars from the Cardinals era.

SPEAKER_06

I still hate that he had the Cardinals as a band name because I still think that's a great band name. I really do. They're we I mentioned it last episode. Like, in the context of non-sports teams, I think the Cardinals is such a good fucking band.

SPEAKER_01

It's a hot band name, it really is, and it was a great band. Yeah, that album, Cold Roses. It's like a Grateful Dead album.

SPEAKER_06

And the Cardinal is the state bird of Virginia, so I gotta it's the state bird of Indiana as well.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, and actually, Mimi, because um, when my parents moved here and lived here, they had a cardinal blanket.

SPEAKER_06

Cardinals are special, but I think because they're our state bird, they're red and they're proud with their and they're brown, the females, the females, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um Mimi used to say carnal. What carnal carnal is a carnal carnal law? Yeah, I like it. So, yeah, we'll see. Is it redemption? Does he think he's redeemed? Do we does he actually need to be redeemed?

SPEAKER_00

Well, this is the narrative of him being a piece of shit remain, you know.

SPEAKER_06

The thing, the thing is the only redemption for an artist is uh ticket sales and album sales.

SPEAKER_00

That's it, like he has merch store that's incredible.

SPEAKER_06

It doesn't matter who we can all like he can lose fans, he can gain fans. The only measure of success in his redemption is if people are still listening to his fucking music. That's all he cares about because that's his identity, and I don't blame. I mean, I'm just saying this is my thought on it. Okay, good, but the redemption for anyone in the public sphere is can I still be successful and make a living doing what I did before everyone knew I was a piece of shit. So are people still interested, willing to overlook my shit and see people are diehard fans, come to see me live, listen to my album, buy my merch. Like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

There's people who are really deep in deeply deep fans, diehard fans, yeah, because his music is phenomenal. He's a good songwriter, it gets inside of you and makes you move around.

SPEAKER_06

I I have to admit though, his solo stuff. I don't know that's what he's most famous for, obviously.

SPEAKER_01

But check it out, it's incredible. There, there's a there's a song right now that I'm obsessed with. I'm still obsessed with Strangers Almanac by Whiskey Town, and I didn't know anything about Whiskey Town, I'd never even heard of them. And then I watched them on Austin City Limits. He's a young man with that cool hair, and he's sexy as fuck.

SPEAKER_00

They were great, skinny, banging all the young girls in a more ethical way. So Desi, actually, I have a story. So when I started posting about Ryan Adams, she she sent me a message that said, you know, he's a raper, a raper.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, hey, hey, raper rvs in Indiana, holy dude. Woo! I gotta have you have you ever driven across the country and seen it is the most massive billboard campaign I have ever witnessed in my life. It is like a thousand miles west. You're seeing raper RV billboards for every state until you get to fucking Indiana.

SPEAKER_01

That was his thing. He did a good job with his outside. It's unreal.

SPEAKER_06

It's unreal.

SPEAKER_01

He would he would advertise commercials. I remember one time I was on vacation with a friend, she took me to Michigan, and there's Tom Raper Richmond RV. But then there was a song that's I love it. It remains in my head. There's a commercial for a fair happening in Michigan. We went and it went going to the fair, going to the fair, going to the north brown Richmond fair, going to the fair, going to the fair, going to the northmond fair. What a great tune! And I was like 14 or 15. Going to the fair, really fair.

SPEAKER_06

That's a good fucking tune right there. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

Let's write some jingles.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I was gonna say. We could be jingle songwriters, that'd be fucking sick.

SPEAKER_01

We would be like Alan Thick. Sick like Ray. I do try to embody him, his his creativity, his like weird. He was weird. I'm pretty sure he he could be on love on the spectrum, dude. Like he was fucking weird as fuck. And beautiful noticed beautiful things, said beautiful things, made beautiful music.

SPEAKER_06

Look it up.

SPEAKER_01

Mikey Ray legit.

SPEAKER_06

We've shared some. We've shared some.

SPEAKER_01

We've shared some. And his art remains forever. He was one of the original meow wolfers.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but say his where his music website is legit concerns.

SPEAKER_00

The best kiss of my life was from Mikey U Ray.

SPEAKER_06

Oh wow. See, and that's like quote unquote later in life. Yeah, it was like a best kisses later in life.

SPEAKER_01

Late to lesbian. I was late to Mikey Ray. He the way he did it, I think because he was on drugs. Like I didn't know that he was like really on something. I don't I'm not sure what it was, but it must have been heroin-like because it touched me in that way. The way he kissed me was almost like he fell into my face.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, he was using he was using you for balance.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

And it was the best kiss.

SPEAKER_01

Uh-huh. And then he only wanted to pleasure me. And he did.

SPEAKER_00

I gave him a blowjob in my.

SPEAKER_01

And it was good. I fucked him in my RV. I fucked him in my RV.

SPEAKER_06

Man, this is a country song. Or a Cardi B song. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

He was the best. He was just the best. But he was the worst. He was the absolute worst. And he died from a drug overdose. And he wasn't found. He was in his home at Thanksgiving, and he wasn't found for like three days. And his dog that I took care of for a while, Snoopy, his best friend, was there all those three days. And um, it's been a traumatic thing for our community because everyone loved Mikey Q Ray, and he had the most beautiful funeral at Meowwolf. I took Bill, and there's a guy who works for Meowwolf who I really like. His name's Cole B. Wilson. Look him up. He's so he wrote this song. He sent it to me. I have it on a like a file. It was like, love does it all. You know, and he went into just the whole pain of it, and getting, you know, beat up. I think there's boxing references, but so gentle and so pure and so knowing deep love and the pain. And I think that's why Emily's obsessed with Ryan Adams because she's lonely but doesn't want a relationship with anyone. I don't I don't want to deal with that for a long time. So it's safe. I kind of read about it, I was researching it because I've done this since I was a kid. I would just fantasize about 90210, manifested Brian Austin Green, right? Fantasize about Father John Misty, front row two times, touching him, touched his hand, looking at him. And so I believe I have this strong manifestation, and uh the the longing to connect, and that comes from my own childhood trauma, is really at the core of it, is the search for love, the search for someone to say, I choose you, and you're special, and I'm gonna pay attention to you, and I'm gonna treat you like um you want to be treated because I see you and I hear you, and I wasn't seen or heard, I was more displayed and used as like a teddy bear or something, and that ain't me, I ain't no teddy bear.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I don't know, your belly flashing earlier it was teddy bear like teddy bear-esque.

SPEAKER_01

I am. I do have a soft, nice, big belly pretty snugly badge of honor.

SPEAKER_06

Pretty snugly.

SPEAKER_01

I'm a snuggly, and I got the big ass.

SPEAKER_00

Come on, Ryan. Why do you like the skinny girls? That's stupid.

SPEAKER_01

I was doing the tootsie roll. I was like, oh my god, this is like some African drum shit. And do the tootsie roll, do the tootsie roll, the tootsie roll, no dip, baby dip, dip, baby dip. Come on now, dip, baby dip.

SPEAKER_06

The tootsy roll is uh timeless. It's time.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I put on some something this morning. I was like, oh, me so horny, uh oh so horny, oh me so honey.

SPEAKER_00

I love you long time. Do you remember that?

SPEAKER_06

Two live crew, two live crew.

SPEAKER_00

So I put it on for Bill. I was like, you gotta see this, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because he's always talking about like he's like in puberty and he likes to talk about like sex things jokey, jokey way. So I was like, You gotta see two live crew then.

SPEAKER_04

And oh my god, as nasty as they want to be.

SPEAKER_01

I was moving this morning.

SPEAKER_06

I was like, yeah, feeling it.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, okay, that's how I'm gonna lose that belly. It's really because my internal organs had shit have shifted significantly because of the pregnancies, the emergency c-sections, and they literally take your fucking intestines out and put it in the city.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's I really wish I could see a video of it, but C-section.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think people realize the how intense and how intense that operation is. Uh, but yeah, it's the recovery, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's the recovery, uh, because they they then stuff your intestines back in, like, however, and if they're once you put them.

SPEAKER_06

This is the thing about c-sections and any surgery where your organs, especially like your large intestine or sorry, small intestine, pollen and yeah, you have to get like taken out, and then you put them back. How do you put they're not the exact way?

SPEAKER_00

It's a small opening, very small.

SPEAKER_06

So, how do you get them back? Does it matter?

SPEAKER_01

I want to tell you that the hope that I had was like giving birth, it was not right horrible.

SPEAKER_06

It was not right. It's it's very because that's like how many how long is your small intestine? I mean, it's huge, it's it's feet and feet long, yeah. Um, I just had my first colonoscopy, like I told you.

SPEAKER_01

I can't wait.

SPEAKER_06

I got mine coming up, and I had three polyps removed, and they're there's no cancer or anything, but yes, I feel like yeah, my bowel movements it's different, especially right after we're like, yeah, different. They feel different, it's it's different, dude. My organs got fucking messed with, and it's different. Yep, not nowhere near a fucking C-section, obviously, but just you notice a difference, slight difference. So I can only imagine what it's to have all of your guts reorganized twice, is uh and then it split my abs.

SPEAKER_00

So that's why my belly comes out because I don't have abs neither right here, they're like here, they're split open. It's it's called something because they cut it. Oh, it's just like jelly here. Like I have no muscle, and if I stuck suck in my stomach, I can't. I even can't all the way.

SPEAKER_05

I just realized your shirt says Lee's Lee's lightning, holy shit. You gotta send me that shirt.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I don't know where I got it. I but I liked it, I just thought it was cool looking. I like a muscle tee in the summer.

SPEAKER_06

Well, that's my son 100 right there. Oh, uh, but sorry, you're talking about your reorganized organs, so that and that's why Emily's crying in her bedroom, reorganized.

SPEAKER_01

Emily's like, Ryan Adams probably would not accept my goblin belly because you he doesn't like women that have children. Although he does have a child now, and so he probably divorced his wife right after. I don't think they were never married.

SPEAKER_06

See, okay, they were I don't even think they were engaged, can't sleep with a woman who's had a child, that's gross.

SPEAKER_00

It's the best, Debbie.

SPEAKER_06

He can't.

SPEAKER_00

Um he can't, he's like still juvenile, so I think he's got arrested development, childhood trauma.

SPEAKER_06

Arrested development seems correct, and that's what I was kind of alluding to with people who like younger people. It seems like their brain is still stuck there, their whole perspective, or they can't let it go, and maybe they're pining for that.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe connecting with a teenager makes them a teenager again or something in their fucked up warp brain, and he's so like magical, he's so into like the science fiction and the like Lord of the Rings type shit, and so I'm sure he loves being a shapeshifter. I sure do, obviously.

SPEAKER_06

Most criminals do.

SPEAKER_01

I am a felon now.

SPEAKER_06

Oh cra no offense.

SPEAKER_01

I'm a felon, I have a felony charge. Impersonating a police officer is the best, like that's the best felony charge anyone could ever get.

SPEAKER_06

We can get into that later.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I'm gonna be fine.

SPEAKER_00

It's gonna be fine. We're gonna get squashed for now.

SPEAKER_06

We're already at two hours, so we should probably get out of here.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. All right, thank you. I'm sure you have to pee. Um, I do have to pee.

SPEAKER_06

Good fucking assumption.

SPEAKER_00

Well, it's because you had to pee last time, and I remember things. I love you, Jason. Thank you so much for for going on this journey with me.

SPEAKER_01

I know it's weird.

SPEAKER_06

I love you too. I'm glad to be here.

SPEAKER_01

It's just what the the ride Emily's on right now. Well, she's determined like a train.

SPEAKER_05

We'll uh we'll keep it going.

SPEAKER_01

Shout out Richard KMM. Just want to give the guy the fucking perfume. I don't even need to see him, and it's not done yet, and it's gonna be fucking beautiful.

SPEAKER_00

Love you guys. I'm so happy. We had a nice, really, really nice turnout here on the live.

SPEAKER_01

So I appreciate that very much, and I appreciate anyone watching.

SPEAKER_00

We do have a YouTube channel now because I wanted Richard to connect. Richard, I sent you the links.

SPEAKER_06

This will be up uh tomorrow, probably. I'll put it right.

SPEAKER_00

I'll put it up as soon as you give it to me.

SPEAKER_06

All right, I'll get I'll send it to you later. I gotta put I gotta install these stairs after this, and then yeah, there's priorities, dude. There's priorities, and then uh I'll I'll send you the link. We'll we'll try to get the YouTube and uh audio up tonight or tomorrow morning at the latest.

SPEAKER_01

All right, stand by a new episode dropping tomorrow, likely.

SPEAKER_06

Yep. Bye bye, peace out. Bye, bye, Emily.

SPEAKER_00

Bye bye, comedy. Stay on the IG.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, stay on IG, and uh I'm gonna go pee.

SPEAKER_00

Peace, love, and stop fucking young girls.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Don't don't say it to me. Maybe that'll solve all your dumb problems, you idiot. Don't say it to me like you're telling me.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm talking to Ryan Adams. Emily's lost her mind. She's she's speaking to Ryan Adams.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, well, good. Ryan Adams, listen to Emily.

SPEAKER_00

Through video, not through telekinesis, okay? I haven't gone that far yet.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

When you do, let me know.

SPEAKER_01

You know what Father John Misty says last thing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's a beautiful song, something about I think it's really dumb.

SPEAKER_00

Like go like go to the edge and baby. Run, run, run. Like, go past your insanity. What a man.

SPEAKER_06

He's the guy.

SPEAKER_01

He's my he's my guy.

SPEAKER_06

He's the guy.

SPEAKER_01

He's but he's my cult leader. He's my father, John Misty. Josh Tillman.

SPEAKER_06

I think that's why he calls himself father.

SPEAKER_01

Well, he grew up in a very religious household.

SPEAKER_06

He knows.

SPEAKER_01

He he went to church a lot, so that's the thing.

SPEAKER_06

He knows his power.

SPEAKER_00

And he that's how he performs. He wears a suit. He's very energized, and he's like a preacher.

SPEAKER_06

I think he knows his powers.

SPEAKER_00

He knows his powers.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Better believe it.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, Emily. Tell Connie I said bye and thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Bye, Connie.

SPEAKER_06

Bye, Connie. Bye, everybody.

SPEAKER_01

Bye, young folks. See you later. Eat shit and dive. Suck suck something through a tube. Suck shit through a tube. Suck shit through a tube. Suck something through a tube. Suck shit from a tube in your wires on your deathbed.

SPEAKER_06

You know I will. Alright. Good night.

SPEAKER_01

Night night.